Best Father’s Day Jokes for Kids and Dad

Father’s Day is coming up on Sunday, June 19th, and there is no better time to make your dad feel special and appreciated with some clever Dad jokes.

There’s no better gift than the gift of laughter and a good joke – or in the case of many Dads, a bad joke! 

So we have put together this mega list of 150 Best Dad jokes for Father’s Day.

Don’t miss out on this chance to give your dad a laugh today, and start by using Father’s Day to bring out his inner child. 

These are silly and clean Father’s Day jokes suitable for the whole family.

150 Best Funny Jokes for Kids and Dad to Share

We wanted to share some cute Father’s Day jokes and funny Father’s Day card messages with you that will bring a smile to your dad’s face.

The best thing about Father’s Day is that it gives us a chance to celebrate our relationships with our kids and fathers, and one of the best ways to connect and have fun together is through laughter. 

So this year, make sure your children remember Father’s Day with a good laugh.

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What’s the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
 

One letter!

What did the baby Koala give his Dad on Father’s Day?

A bear hug

fathers day jokes for kids koala hug

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it becomes apparent!

What did the grape say to his Dad on Father’s Day?

Dad you did a grape job raisin me!

What did Darth Vader the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?

Luke, I yam your Father!

What did the iceberg say to it’s Father?

Dad, you are the coolest!

Do dads always snore?

No, only when they are asleep!

What’s dad’s favorite kind of cheese?

Nacho cheese cause it’s Dad’s cheese.

What did the Father cheese say to his kid on the way to college?

Cheese the day.

What is Dad’s favorite treat for Father’s Day?

POPsicles.

Why did the daddy cat want to go bowling on Father’s Day?

Because, he was an alley cat.

How did the Teddy open his Father’s Day card?

With his bear hands.

What do hermit crabs do on Father’s Day?

They shell-abrate their dads.

What do Dads like to snack on for Father’s day?

POPcorn.

What did the Daddy banana get for Father’s Day?

Slippers.

Why did Dad want to go fishing on Father’s Day?

He was hooked on it.

How do Dads like their steak on Father’s Day?

On a plate!

What’s the perfect Father’s Day gift?

A book about anti-gravity because it’s impossible to put down!

Why didn’t dad get a Father’s Day gift on time?

Because It was chocoLATE.

fathers day jokes for kids why didnt dad get a fathers day gift on time? because it was choco-late

Teacher (on the phone): You say Michael has a cold and can’t come to school today? To whom am I speaking?

Voice: This is my father.

I asked my dad to help me with a math problem.

He said: “Don’t worry; this is a piece of cake.”

I said: “No, it’s a math problem.”

Being a great father is like shaving.

No matter how good you shaved today, you have to do it again tomorrow.

fathers day jokes for kids shaving

I moustache you a question…

How come Dad spends all day shaving, but still has a beard?

Because he’s a barber!
fathers day jokes for kids I moustache you a question

Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?

Student: When my father sees my report card

Son: For $20, I’ll be good.

Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.

Son: Dad, I’m hungry.

Dad: Hello, Hungry, I’m Dad

Son: Dad, I’m serious.

Dad: Oh? I thought you were Hungry?

I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

fathers day jokes for kids no joke sign

Son: I’ll call you later.

Dad: Don’t call me Later, call me Dad

How is the baby bird like its dad?

He’s a chirp off the old block.

I asked my dad what his favorite Father’s Day Gift was….

He said the last two were a tie.

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You look so much like your Dad, you must have a lot of his genes.

No, I don’t think my dad’s jeans would fit me…

What do you call someone who isn’t a dad but tells dad jokes?

A Faux Pa

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Child: Hey Dad, I think I deserve to get half of your Father’s Day gifts.
Dad: Oh, what makes you think that? I’m the dad.
Child: Well without me you wouldn’t be a father!

Do Dads have fun on Father’s Day?

aPARENTly.

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What did the Dad spider say to the kid spider? 

You’re spending too much time on the web!

What did the mushroom say to its dad?

Hey Dad, You’re a fun-guy!

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

This may sound cheesy but I think you’re really grate, Dad!

Dad: Did you hear the rumor about the butter?
Kid: No, what’s the rumor?
Dad: Nah, I won’t spread it

What did the banana give its dad for Father’s Day?

Slippers

fathers day jokes for kids what did the banana give its dad for fathers day? slippers

What did the Daddy buffalo say to its son before it left for school?

“Bison.”

Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse goes up to the first guy and says, “Congratulations! You’re the father of twin daughters.”

“That’s odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

A nurse says to the second guy, “Congratulations! You’re the father of triplets!”

“That’s weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”

A nurse tells the third man, “Congratulations! You’re the father of quadruplets!”

“That’s strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

The last man is groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

“I work for 7 Up!”

Little Boy: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?

Dad: No.

Little Boy: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!

What did the Baby Corn ask Mama Corn?

Where is Pop corn?

A young man studying in a college abroad sent this SMS to his father:

Dear dad, no mon, no fun, your son.

The father replied:

Dear son, too bad, so sad, your dad

Dear Dad,

$chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$, and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need. $o you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

Love, Your $on

Dear Son,

I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task. You can never study eNOugh.

Love, Dad

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