Star Wars Day on May 4th is the perfect day for a few Star Wars jokes for kids, or a few Star Wars puns.
After all.. the day itself comes from a Star Wars Pun – May 4th be with you… May the Force Be With You.
Star Wars lends itself to lots of corny jokes – corny yet sometimes hilarious, and May 4th is your ideal opportunity to share some laughs with your little Jedi, so let’s go!
We know Star Wars is one of the most popular movies and TV shows ever made, but do you know all the best Star Wars jokes?
Whether you’re a fan of the movies, or just a geeky parent yourself, we have a good amount of material for you. Star Wars jokes for kids are a great way to encourage creativity and humor in your child.
Let them know that they can always find the humor in Star Wars and you will soon be laughing all the way to the galaxy far far away.
There are some great Star Wars jokes that make for hilarious family entertainment.
I have collected some of my favorites below and added them to the list.
These clean Star Wars Jokes can be used with kids of all ages!
Star Wars Jokes for Kids
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
– On the Dark Side
Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
– To get to the Dark Side
What kind of car does a Jedi drive?
– A Toy-Yoda
Where does Princess Leia buy her clothes?
– At the Darth Maul
What did the Jedi say to the sheep?
– May the force be with Ewe
Why do Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come before Star Wars Episodes 1, 2 and 3?
– Because in charge of planning, Yoda was
What is a Jedi’s favorite toy?
– a Yo-yoda
Why is Yoda bad at Geometry?
– Because to him there are no triangles, only do or do not angles
What did Yoda ride as a child?
– A do-cycle because there is no tri (try)
What did Yoda say to Anakin on his wedding day?
– May Divorce be with you
What does a Jedi use to open PDF files?
– Adobe Wan Kenobi
Where does Jabba the Hutt eat dinner?
– Pizza Hutt
How long has Anakin Skywalker been evil?
– Since the Sith Grade
What’s the name of Darth Vader’s Right Wing Billionaire cousin?
– Tax E. Vader
What do you call a rebel princess who only shops at whole foods?
– Leia Organic
Why does Princess Leia keep her hair in buns?
– So it doesn’t hang solow
What did the dentist say to Luke Skywalker?
– May the floss be with you, Luke
What is R2D2 short for?
– Because he has little legs
Is BB hungry?
– No, BB-8
What do you call five siths piled on top of a light sabre?
– A Sith kebab
What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
What do you call a pirate droid?
– Aargh 2 D 2
Why can’t you ask Yoda to lend you money?
– He’s always short
Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
– Because he has a green thumb
What do you call a Jedi with a music career?
– Bon Jovi Wan Kenobi
Who serves food at the Death Star Restaurant?
– A Darth Waiter
What do you call a Jedi in denial?
– Obi Wan Cannot be
What do you call a Spanish Jedi?
– Obi Juan Kenobi
What do you call two Hans Solos singing together?
– Hans duet
What is Darth Vader’s favorite Disney song?
– When you wish upon a Death Star
What side of an Ewok has the most hair?
– The outside
What do you call a Bounty Hunter from the south?
– Bubba Fett
What do you call a female mandolorian?
Why was the droid so angry?
– Because people kept pushing it’s buttons
Where did Luke Sky Walker buy his new arm?
– At the second hand store
Why is Darth Vader not safe for babies?
– He’s a choking hazard
How is the food made by little Wookies?
– It’s good but a little chewy
Why doesn’t Yoda smell?
– He always uses de-yoda-rant
What does Luke Sky Walker’s mum say to him at dinner time?
– Use the forks, Luke!
Why shouldn’t you tell jokes on the Millennium Falcon?
– Because it might crack up
What did Darth Vader say at the Vegetarian restaurant
– I find your lack of steak disturbing
Why are death star pilots fed up with the space battles?
– Because they always end up in a TIE
What’s a rebel’s favorite TV show?
– X-Wing Factor
What is a storm hunters favorite tv show?
– Game of clones
What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter and a tropical fruit?
– Mango Fett
What do Gungans keep things in?
– Jar jars
There are few things more satisfying than watching children laugh.
We hope you enjoyed these Star Wars themed jokes, and have fun bonding over Star Wars together with the whole family.
More Star Wars Fun for Kids
Have fun with Star Wars coloring pages, Star Wars activity sheets, play with Star Wars figures and moon dough for small world sensory play fun with the younger kids, or ponder on some of Yoda’s wisdom with our list of best Star Wars Yoda Quotes.
- 55 Best Star Wars Yoda Quotes for Kids
- 16 FREE Star Wars Printables and Activity Pages for the Kids
- Star Wars Moon Dough
More Kids Jokes
Share the Laughter
Please share these Star Wars jokes with friends and family, and your fellow Star Wars fans. Thanks so much!