Kids love silly jokes, and bat jokes are just perfect for Halloween! Whether you’re telling spooky-but-funny jokes at a Halloween party or just sharing a laugh at home, these bat jokes are a great way to get everyone giggling. Our 8-year-old girls love sharing jokes like these with their friends, especially when they’re dressed up in their bat costumes or making bat crafts.
We’ve rounded up some of the best and most popular bat jokes for kids. They’re easy to remember, fun to share, and guaranteed to bring a smile.
Bats are fascinating creatures that often show up in Halloween stories and decorations. But they’re not really scary at all, which makes them perfect for silly jokes. Jokes like these help kids feel part of the spooky season in a lighthearted way. Plus, joke-telling is a great activity for building confidence, memory, and social skills.
The Best Bat Jokes for Kids
Here are some of the funniest bat jokes that kids will love to share again and again. These are all family-friendly, well-known, and guaranteed to get laughs, filled with clever wordplay and plenty of bat funs.
So let’s have a good laugh and without further ado let’s get started with our list of bat jokes for kids.
What’s a bat’s favorite dessert?
Upside down cake.
What’s a bat’s second favorite dessert?
Ice-scream!
Why do bats live in caves?
Because they rock.
What type of bat can do math?
A count bat-ula!
What’s a bat’s favourite game?
Batminton!
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around too long.
Where do vampire bats keep their money?
In the blood bank.
What kind of books do bats like to read?
Ones with plenty of bite!
How are bats like real estate agents?
Because it is all about echo-location, location, location.
Why did the bat take a nap at school?
Because he was feeling a bit flight-y.
What did the bat do when he didn’t know the answer to the question?
He winged it.
What do you call a bat in a belfry?
A ding-bat.
Why did the bat join the baseball team?
Because he was a natural at swinging.
What happens when you cross a vampire bat with a computer?
Love at first byte.
What’s a bat’s favourite fruit?
A ba-nana.
What’s a baby bat’s favourite soup?
Alpha-bat soup.
What do you call a bat who’s great at telling stories?
A yarn-bat.
What did the bat say to his friend at Halloween?
“Let’s hang out!”
What’s the difference between Batman and a shoplifter?
Batman can go into a store without Robin.
What’s a bat’s favorite school subject?
Fly-ology.
Why don’t bats shop at flea markets?
Because they already have enough fleas.
What’s a bat’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving
What do you call a bat that gets easily annoyed?
One with bat tempers.
What do bats use to check their hair?
Wing mirrors.
What did the bat order at the dessert bar in the haunted house?
Upside down cake and ice-scream.
Why don’t people like working with vampire bats?
Because they’re a pain in the neck.
Why are bats just like false teeth?
They both come out at night.
What do bats use when baking cakes?
Batter.
What is a bat’s favorite sport?
Baseball.
Why do bats make good circus performers?
Because they are good at acrobatics.
What do you call the admirers of a famous bat?
His fang club.
What do bats learn in school?
The alphabat.
How did the bat say to his best friend who missed a day of school?
“Welcome bat to school.”
How does a bat find its partner?
A lot of blind dates.
Where does a bat go to take a shower?
The bat room.
What do you call a bat that cheats during a test?
A copybat.
Why are bats good at fighting?
Because they are trained in com-bat.
What’s smarter than a talking bat?
A spelling bee.
How do bats know what’s to come in their future?
They read their horror-scope.
How does the bat get into his house?
The uses the bat flap.
What did the mom bat say to the son bat when he was rude to her?
“You better watch your battitude.”
How do bats greet each other?
With a sound wave.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with an ice cube?
You end up with frost bite.
Where do vampires carry their school books?
In bat-packs.
Where did the little bat go when he lost his tail?
To a re-tail store.
Knock Knock Jokes about Bats
Knock-knock jokes are always a hit with kids because they’re simple, silly, and fun to act out. These bat-themed knock-knock jokes are perfect for Halloween or any time your little ones want to share a quick laugh with friends and family.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you didn’t know I was hanging here!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fang you very much for opening the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo-who?
Boo-hoo I scared you, didn’t I?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cave.
Cave who?
Cave me a minute, I’m still hanging upside down.
Make Joke Time Part of Your Halloween Fun
Joke-telling is a simple way to make the spooky season more fun. You can add these jokes to your Halloween party games, pop a few in lunchboxes as notes, or share them while making bat crafts or decorating your home. Kids love being the ones to tell the punchlines, so let them take the lead!
Telling these hilarious bat jokes is the best way to bring laughter into your Halloween celebrations. You can share them at a pumpkin patch, tell a few while decorating your living room for a party, or include them in a Halloween goodie bag for friends. Kids love being the ones to share the punchlines, it’s the first thing they’ll want to do when they learn a new joke.
More Bat Fun for Kids
We hope your kids enjoyed all of these cute bat puns, and vampire puns to tickle their sense of humor.
If your kids can’t get enough bats, we have more fun ideas to try. Check out our Halloween rocking bat craft, bat coloring pages, and other bat-themed activities that go perfectly with these jokes.
- Rocking Bat Craft for Halloween
- Halloween Bat Craft Template Printable
- Bat Origami Halloween Craft for Kids
More Jokes for Kids
If your kids can’t get enough of these bat jokes, we’ve got plenty more to keep the laughter going! Check out our other collections of silly jokes for kids, they’re perfect for parties, playdates, or just a good giggle at home.
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Share Your Favourite Bat Jokes
Do your kids have a favourite bat joke that we didn’t include? Share your spooky bat jokes in the comments below, we’d love to hear them. And why not share this list of funny bat puns with a friend or on social media.
Anna Marikar, mum of four and seasoned blogger, has spent over a decade sharing her parenting journey and passion for kid-friendly crafts and free printables.
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